DON'T MAKE ME WEAR BLACK TROUSERS BLACK TROUSERS GIVE ME A RASH.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:52, 2 replies)

I quite like the two pricks defending the unreasonable prick's tantrum as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:56, closed)

I think he's probably a trouser-racist, Janet.
Certainly he seems to have a problem with the colour of the trousers. He'll probably back it up with some statistics about black trousers being 73% more likely to cause his legs to itch, but really he's just racist.

I bet he crosses the street when he sees black trousers on the other side in case they itch him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:37, closed)

I think he might be allergic to the dye
As that's the problem I have with bluejeans... that said, it's no excuse for him to be such a massive prick. He should get a patch test and MTFU.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:02, closed)