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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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"Don't worry!" called out Shedulus, young MMPS alien bad guy blaster shedformer chum.
"Shit! Hurry up big man!" MMPS exclaimed with rising panic. "This bastard cunt greenhouseicon is fucking well tooled up."

The battle for the allotment raged on as alien sheds had at each other with awe inspiring weapons. MMPS watched as shedulus grapled with an evil greenhouseicon, his huge arm slamming into an oil can and spraying the two combatants with sticky liquid. The young companion was instantly excited. Holy fucking cunting shit, he thought, I'm going to jizz in my replica 1994 blackburn rovers shorts!

As the battle raged on so did his erection. When the battle was over he would sneak inside the sleeping robotic alien shed and wipe his glistening hood over the flymo.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:08, 6 replies)

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:13, closed)
pulling the gunt apart was like two bits of cheese on toast stuck together
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:08, closed)
this is why girls find it hard to pee first thing in the morning.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:17, closed)
no, that's cause you have a skankfanny.
drink cranberry juice.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:18, closed)

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL>  "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:26, closed)
Did someone say penguin?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:59, closed)

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