"Don't worry!" called out Shedulus, young MMPS alien bad guy blaster shedformer chum.
"Shit! Hurry up big man!" MMPS exclaimed with rising panic. "This bastard cunt greenhouseicon is fucking well tooled up."

The battle for the allotment raged on as alien sheds had at each other with awe inspiring weapons. MMPS watched as shedulus grapled with an evil greenhouseicon, his huge arm slamming into an oil can and spraying the two combatants with sticky liquid. The young companion was instantly excited. Holy fucking cunting shit, he thought, I'm going to jizz in my replica 1994 blackburn rovers shorts!

As the battle raged on so did his erection. When the battle was over he would sneak inside the sleeping robotic alien shed and wipe his glistening hood over the flymo.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:08, 6 replies)

MODS!!! HE SAID 'SHED'!! STEP HIM. STEP HIM NAO!!!!1!!1ELEVEN!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:13, closed)

pulling the gunt apart was like two bits of cheese on toast stuck together
/ac
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:08, closed)

this is why girls find it hard to pee first thing in the morning.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:17, closed)

no, that's cause you have a skankfanny.
drink cranberry juice.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:18, closed)

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL>  "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 23:26, closed)

Did someone say penguin?
*SPLUFFS IN THE LOVELY WOODSIES HAIR*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:59, closed)