north / south divide
As a northern dweller im used to the gentle kindness of fellow northerners and their "in your face
but totally honest" insults but was shocked to find that people from london are very closed of to people and goings on around them.

I was absolutely hammered on the tube coming back from a party when i was sat opposite two polish guys looking at me and laughing their heads off.

I looked at them and said .' Where i come from if we take the piss we do it to someones face, instead of giggling to your bloody boyfriend about how if somehow i entertain you in my pissed state at least have the courtesy to let me in on the joke you pricks!"

In a thick eastern european accent," hey man, your flies are down".

At the next stop i promptly left, tail between my legs ( thankfully now zipped up )
(pony182, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:24, 8 replies)

This reads like you're horrendously drunk.
Become literate and correct it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:26, closed)

htc one x is the devils work
Bloody mobile phone keyboard
(pony182, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:32, closed)

Don't blame your tools, lad, there's a good chap.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:44, closed)

You can't be a proper northerner, you're too much of a stuck up cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:40, closed)

Rich coming from someone who has ...is a cunt, next to his name
(pony182, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:45, closed)

Too much of a mong as well, it seems.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:58, closed)

Just a guess
but do you get punched often?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:17, closed)

Not
often enough, clearly.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:21, closed)