Glass eye
While working in a school for children with severe learning disabilities, I saw one angry kid take out his glass eye and throw it at the kid who'd upset him. Apparently it was something he did regularly. Lovely.
( gypsy turnips, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 3:11, 7 replies)

*likes*
Clicky time
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 4:11, closed)

It was only at school in a class with a kid with a glass eye
that I learnt that they aren't orbs (as I imagined them to be).
I always thought it would be super cool to have ready-made marble in reserve for when you had lost everything in your bag.
Sucks if you lost that too tho...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:19, closed)

I used to work with a man with a glass eye
Twice I saw him put it in someone's pint, for them to find.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:56, closed)

Eye'd love to have seen that.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:29, closed)

I see what you did there.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:55, closed)

What an
unruly pupil
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:56, closed)

That takes me back
A boy in my primary school class (not a special needs school) used to do this to freak out the girls. I didn't mind, in fact I decided he was going to be my primary school husband and got into a fight with another girl over him. I won.

No idea what he's doing these days, but probs still doing this as his party trick.
(Bambola, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 19:47, closed)