unlike yours, right, you dull cunt?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:43, 2 replies)

Or yours
You tedious spaz
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:52, closed)

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» Cunning Plans

I have a great plan.
Everyone 'like' this post and get it to the top of the front page for no other reason then for shits and giggles.
(Tue 10th Jul 2012, 11:24, More)

» Unusual talents

I can predict the future...
and I predict that this post won't get enough clicks to make it on to the most popular page.
(Mon 22nd Nov 2010, 13:55, More)
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:55, closed)

There's 'LOL'.
Then there's 'well LOL'

And then there's ParaSitius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:58, closed)

Blimey, you consider that trolling?
You really do need to get out onto the internet a bit more.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:00, closed)

oh, the ironing....
where did i say i considered that trolling? i just think you're a dull, unfunny prick.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:01, closed)

Ah, I misread your first post.
You will need to explain just exactly where ironing comes in though.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:59, closed)

Jesus fuck
Is that the best you can do ?

You're a worthless drip of stale pre-ejaculate at the best of times, but that's a new low.

Here, have a cookie and go wank yourself into a sugar crazed aneurysm.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:01, closed)

whoa there, dukey, why so upset?
it's just words on the internet! ask parasitius, he alone among us understands how the internet works!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:02, closed)

What really ?
Dammit, and I thought I was going to be able to change the world.

One angry post at a time...

I hate you all, I can't work under these conditions.

I'll be in my trailer...

(flounce, stamp etc)
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:19, closed)

*in* these conditions.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:19, closed)

Well
We've sunk so low that "under" seemed more appropriate.

Right now we'd need an 8x15 scope to see the underside of a duck.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:26, closed)

Much like yourelf, I've made no effort to do any trolling
If you think I have then you really need to go out into the World Wide Internet and see how real trolling is done.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:58, closed)

thanks for the advice, parashittyus!!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:01, closed)

does this mean we've all been trolled?
I am confused
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:09, closed)

just hold fast, gluey.
parasitius will be along to explain everything in a moment, i'm sure.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:10, closed)

Gets popcorn, waits.
Loads shotgun
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:20, closed)

Mmm, popcorn.
So, am I suppose to post something else here now?
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:00, closed)

i thought you were going to impart the holy knowledge of the real truth about trolling?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:06, closed)

It'll cost you cold hard cash.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:22, closed)

no dice, sweetcheeks.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:26, closed)

Curses, foiled again.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:56, closed)