You know what prima donnas musicians can be?
Well, when I was in a band, the drummer was a complete knob. Everything had to be exactly the way he wanted, or he'd go off on an enormous strop.

Well, he'd ordered a new custom drum, in fire engine red. But when it arrived, it was beige.

Oh, he went mental. He shouted, screamed, and then chucked the offending item across the room.

That's right - he threw a tan drum.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:06, 7 replies)

Oh you terrible prick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:09, closed)

pretty sure I had a guilty laugh at that though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:10, closed)

I know it was bad
But at least it wasn't a fucking limerick
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:55, closed)

This is true.
And for that, I have written personally to the Queen, commending you for an OBE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:17, closed)

Obnoxious Bell End?

(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:35, closed)

hur hur hur
^^ I just laughed like that^^


I never laugh like that
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:31, closed)

Boom Tish?

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:32, closed)