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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:15, 1 reply)
Thanks Janet...
...and it was my mate, dickhead, not my neighbour. yes, fine bleached bumhole, never went there. Jesus, memory like a fucking elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:19, closed)
no, i meant 'cheers' as in you're attempting the Legless Defence.
and i'm sure that anyone here will be happy to point out that the reason i have the memory of an elephant is because i AM an elephant. lolfatty.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:22, closed)
lol @ 'the legless defence'
well done you


now let Johnny Morris scrub your back with a broom
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:25, closed)
COR!!

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:46, closed)
I am genuinely sexually quite aroused by this mental image.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:10, closed)
and he can voice-over it as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:17, closed)
as long as he doesn't lose the broom

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:15, closed)
arse

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:22, closed)
cock

(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:33, closed)
bum willy poopoo

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:35, closed)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:37, closed)
vag

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:39, closed)
tit

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:39, closed)
stop it now you horrible bully

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:41, closed)
sorry
*sadface* *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:42, closed)
You have a mate called Dickhead?
I cannot feign surprise, here, young master Kenilworth, try as I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:33, closed)
Kenilworth?
No, my mate is called Bruce, his girlfriend is Sheila.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:53, closed)
I see.
'Fair dinkum'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:59, closed)
Which one's the poofter?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:05, closed)

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