burn
i'm on the verge of a tantrum right now and it's my own fault. my bra strap is rubbing the fuck out of my sunburned shoulders and it's got to the point where i'm muttering to myself and swearing at my bra. i give it about 10 minutes before the damn thing gets launched across the room.
grrrr.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:22, 22 replies)

poidh

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:23, closed)

you really don't want to see that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:26, closed)

I didn't say pictures of that.
I meant pictures of that *points*.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:37, closed)

oh, fair enough
however, i have no camera.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:40, closed)

Matron, take them away!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:56, closed)

:D
took it off, but i'm still sore. think i'm starting to peel :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:59, closed)

In a similar vein, because of the heat I am currently sitting topless at my computer.
 
My boss is starting to give me funny looks :|
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:01, closed)

My lab is 19oC
lovely
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:24, closed)

+ia

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:27, closed)

I don't know how hot they are she's at work
wakawakawaka
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:31, closed)

labias?
if she's got more than one, you're shagging siamese twins who are joined at the minge
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:38, closed)

granted my understanding of the female anatomy is lacking in hands on experience
But a common or garden vulva has two sets of "lips", a pair of labia majora and a pair of labia menora. If you count lips as singular and not pairs (like trousers, even though they are one thing..?) Then a lady will have four. Counting in pairs she has two sets.
(tyrellsOwl, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:34, closed)

i'm not sticking my head up my own minge to find out

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:13, closed)

Ha, ha, "menora"
Smash,myou might want to check to see if you've got a couple of these "hanging around"


( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:35, closed)

hahaha!
even if mine only got attention on the sabbath, i'd be happy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 19:42, closed)

ha!
i'm not topless, i'm still wearing my t-shirt
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:24, closed)

Bra =>something to do with boobs =>distraction
This is all good.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:52, closed)

Yes please.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:29, closed)

LOOK, VIRGINS! A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET!!!1'n

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 23:04, closed)

LOOK, VIRGINS!
A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET!!!1'n
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:48, closed)

where?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 8:14, closed)

only broadly speaking

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:10, closed)