Teenage Crushes - Part TwoFreddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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The girl I wanted to lose my virginity toHer name was Jane. I was unnecessarily besotted with her. Unnecessary because I met her at Nottingham Rock City, where much coupling has occured, often in the toilets, but I refuse to believe a meaningful relationship has ever been born.
Anyway, long story short, I did the whole angsty thing about how one moment she really, really liked me and the next she didn't want to know (does any of this sound familiar?), assumed that this was the worst thing that had happened to anyone - I was way ahead of my time, Emo wasn't invented for about another 10 years - and then she shagged my best mate at Reading festival, which I dealt with by taking LSD for the first time. Genius. Great night. Can't recommend it enough. Also, James Bond is a homosexual and Oasis were a really good band.
Jane, if you're reading, I know it's wrong to hold you to account for actions irresponsibly taken when you were 18, but I hope your tits fall off.
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Clicks for bitterness"I hope your tits fall off."
Genius
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:43,
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