OK then here we go
A Creature of Elegance is the gerbil
whose diet is mostly herbal
he browses all day
on swathes of hay
and fart with a nasty burble

and for the more depressed of you

Why did I say Hello to her?
she looked blank and stuttered hello back
like i'd walked over to bother.
while i died inside and my heart turned black
(Bored, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 8:58, Reply)