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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Don't know how I forgot this till now...When I was in my late teens, I was trying to go out with this girl who was A) Bisexual and B) had a pair of boobies you could beat a whale to death with.
I thought saying that you're bisexual sounded cool (not realising that it would mean that people would try to bum me). I also thought I'd be in with more of a chance if she thought I was bisexual, so I told her I was.
It worked! To cut a long story short, I ended up in bed with her. She was into all sorts of things that I thought were kinky back then, so I let her tie me up and got ready to be ridden like I'd never been ridden before. Then she left the room, came back moments later dressed as a highwayman and carrying a large pink vibrator.
Thankfully, I was blessed with the 'strength of a madman' and manage to escape my bounds (she'd tied me up with neckties, not the strongest things in the world).
Turns out the vibrator was for her anyway and she just laughed at my panic.
Still got a shag though, but I stopped pretending to be bisexual after that...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:09, Reply)
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