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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Not meths but heywhen i was younger i was part of the odd crowd, not the naughty crowd you understand
but the odd crowd we were always doing things that while not bad as such always used to get get us in grief
anyways its a school geography trip to some castle
and for some reason we all met up and decided to walk to the train station instead of catching the coach from the school gates
theres about 7 of us and armed with more money then usual we club together and purchase stoopid amounts of super kestrel (never doing things by halfs)
anyway me and my mate dennis have been going to the venue (night club in new cross) for about 3 months now and had been getting smashed on snakebite black and southern comforts so a little bit of super kestrel aint gunna faze us
anyway 2 cans each later with train station in sight we are all giggly and not sure how we are gunna pull this off
everybody (kids wise) spots we are all pissed instantly so why the hell the teachers let us get on the train is still a mystery but hey they did
anyway cue being half way there and jamie who has been lookin a tad green lets go with monster alcohol stinking puke that runs down under all the seats next to the heaters
teacher walks up "are you better now?"
jamie "mummph"
teacher "anybody else gunna do something like this?"
dennis from down behind a chair outta site "No sir some of us can handle it better then that tart"
cue laughter
anyway later that day we have now finished remaining cans
we have lunch out in a field with park benches
and theres all these deer about trying to cop a feed
me in my drunken state convinces danny that if you grab a deer by the horns and stare it in the eyes you can sorta communicate with it and it will become your friend
to my surprise he trys just that
most people would let go when an enraged deer starts bucking
but no not danny he holds on for dear life
it still creases me up at the memory of this now
dannys all feet being flung round in the air and he is still holding on..
until nature has her way and he is slung a clear 8ft into the air
he lands heavily and is promptly sick
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:38, Reply)
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