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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Maths teacherSo we had this maths teacher when I was 13 - Lovely bloke by the name of Stan, about 6 months from retirement. Of course being a class of 13 year olds we were all little shits.
Stan tells us one day that OFSTED would be doing an inspection of our next lesson with him and could we all try to co-operate. Of course.
He always walks in, sits behind his desk and opens the draws before doing anything else. Every lesson. Here is our target spot.
The next lesson, the entire class lines up outside about 10 minutes early, Stan walks up with inspector, cue much "Good morning Sir" from everyone (NEVER happened before in our school) and Stan thinks he's on to a winner.
We all walk in and sit down quietly, Stan goes to his desk as normal and opens the draw to find:
3 copies of Mayfair (open at the centrepage)
Box of rubbers (not the school kind)
Vibrator
Gimp mask and leather gloves.
Cue much quick shutting of draw and flustering of said teacher, who then taught the entire lesson from memory without drawing anything on the board as he was too scared to get chalk out in case the inspector saw the contents of his desk!
Happy days.......
Length? I usually have to apologise for girth first...
(, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 14:41, Reply)
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