School? Girlfriends? Parents? Farmers? ...Murderers?
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At school (1999 / 2000? Was 16), it was during the dotcom boom or whatever. Anyway, a site was offering free domain names. I got one. It was the .co.uk version of my school's rather than their .com. Forums dedicated to teachers. Headmaster's council/gov email addy (those stupid *.ac.uk or *.gov.uk) linked into an anonymous formmail app.

Suspended. Twice.

Girlfriends - Told her I was gay to break up, promised to be best friends forever. Was so sorry, etc, etc.

Pulled her best friend 2 hours later.

Parents - Found pretty much roached joint in my inside pocket before schoool. Lost their rag. bigstyle.

Answer: Blamed big sister who borrowed my jacket the night before to walk the dog.

Farmers. Went camping one night when about 11 years old. Me and a load of mates. Barn full of hay bales. Great fun (the usual, jumping from on high, finding 'secret' passageways through them, slapping the rat poison packets at each other). Engine revs outside the barn. Huge shout 'expletive, expletive, balh blah blah - get outta that expletive barn'. leggit out the back. Running across fields at 4am with horses about to kill us as we run past. We see the jeep. It's the farmers brother. Convicted brother. Of murdering his wife. Am still running to this day.

Length? He used a tie.

(Book: The Law Killers - Name was James/Jim Wilkie.
(allywilson, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 18:10, Reply)