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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Rebellion!!!When a wee sprog, 10 years old, I once stole two big bottles of my dads homebrew. For some reason that escapes me I thought the local cemetery would be a safe place to drink them so I merrily cycled there on my bike.
Once I'd arrived I necked the stolen goods with commendable speed for a ten year old. Then it all went horribly wrong.
First, the world started to spin. This I didn't lie one little bit so I jumped, or staggered, onto my bike and tried to head for home. Then the second bad thing happened. The front wheel of my bike fell off.
This was not good news. My fuddled brain decided that this was God punishing me for:
A) Theft and
B) Drinking on hallowed ground.
I was going to hell.
I ended up bursting into tears, abandoning my bike and legging it home where I tearfully confessed all to my mum. She battered me for stealing.
I learnt a few lessons that day. Don't fuck with God and never, ever, admit when you've done wrong to those in authority. After all, if you confess you're going to get battered.
Better to lie and hope you'll get away with it.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:24,
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