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This is a question Terrible food

Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.

The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.

What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?

[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]

(, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Vagcumber
On a hot summer's afternoon down the shops, the girlfriend and I decided to invest in some vegetables for the afternoon's entertainment. A cucumber was chilled, peeled and duly abused. Said saturated cucumber was then slyly disposed of in a box underneath the bed, in a potted attempt at discretely removing it from view before further entertainments. It was then duly forgotten about.

Four weeks later, at the end of uni term, I noticed a horrific scent from under my bed - whilst packing up my things. I pulled out the box only to discover, lo and behold, said cucumber. It had fully decomposed, and the brown liquid residue was somehow climbing the walls of the plastic box. I suppose it doesn't exactly count as terrible food, but it was the most horrendous food-encounter I've had.
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 19:28, Reply)

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