Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Wahey, pease pudding!What is it with Geordies and their bizarre pride in their local "delicacies"? More than once when I've been travelling through their godforsaken thatcherised wasteland i've been offered, with great fanfare, stotty bread and pease pudding.
What the fuck, just what the fucking fuckurating fuck are these people on about? Stotty bread is just a lump of bread, kneaded into the most boring shape imaginable. And pease pudding? For the innocent, this is a puree of split peas, butter and eggs. If you think that sounds disgusting, you're wrong. It is in fact OBSCENE. Imagine something that looks like a quantity of rancid snot with the consistency and texture of softened lard. And while these bumpkins hand this slop over to you, you can see they're literally bursting with local pride as if they're natives of Parmiggiano and they've just produced the greatest vintage cheese crop ever.
Don't mind the pork scratchings, though ...
No apologies for length, you ho's secretly love it
(, Fri 18 May 2007, 7:48, Reply)
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