Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Here's a tasty Staffordshire delicacy.
My brother went to a workmate's house for tea after work one day. They were having 'chicks and chips'.
Bro found that the 'chicks' were like little battered sausages, except that they were tougher than the chicken he'd somehow expected them to be made of.
Turns out they were actually short lengths of pig intestine. Yup, really.
He was told this as he was still eating, and reckons it was the longest meal of his life.
This was partly because the chicks had the consistency of tyre rubber and needed quite excessive chewing, and partly because his throat thought 'Pig intestine? Feck off!' and wouldn't swallow them without a fight.
What he SHOULD have done was take his dog, and feed the crap to him under the table.
( , Fri 18 May 2007, 12:49, Reply)
My brother went to a workmate's house for tea after work one day. They were having 'chicks and chips'.
Bro found that the 'chicks' were like little battered sausages, except that they were tougher than the chicken he'd somehow expected them to be made of.
Turns out they were actually short lengths of pig intestine. Yup, really.
He was told this as he was still eating, and reckons it was the longest meal of his life.
This was partly because the chicks had the consistency of tyre rubber and needed quite excessive chewing, and partly because his throat thought 'Pig intestine? Feck off!' and wouldn't swallow them without a fight.
What he SHOULD have done was take his dog, and feed the crap to him under the table.
( , Fri 18 May 2007, 12:49, Reply)
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