Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Funny food
food can be fun as well as a bit freaky. I ate a kekab from a shop in saltney, chester. 28 hours later i started to feel odd. not unlike the symptoms of eatable class A drugs. Then it got worse. cramps. sweats. torrents of painful squits. then hallucinations for the next 12 hours before i passed out. 5 days of painful stomach later i was back together again. Still the best mixed kebab ever - i went back again and was fine. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I have also had a Spennymoor Brick. 3 sausages, chips and gravy in a chinese food metal container. basically it become brick shaped. It was awesome scran. But when i reached peterborough station on the way back to Naaaarrrwitch i had about an hour to wait. then cramps and sweating before i expelled every morsel in a haze of moaning in pain.
weakened, i got back on the train. Payback for a previous life misedemeabour i am convinced.
( , Fri 18 May 2007, 14:57, Reply)
food can be fun as well as a bit freaky. I ate a kekab from a shop in saltney, chester. 28 hours later i started to feel odd. not unlike the symptoms of eatable class A drugs. Then it got worse. cramps. sweats. torrents of painful squits. then hallucinations for the next 12 hours before i passed out. 5 days of painful stomach later i was back together again. Still the best mixed kebab ever - i went back again and was fine. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
I have also had a Spennymoor Brick. 3 sausages, chips and gravy in a chinese food metal container. basically it become brick shaped. It was awesome scran. But when i reached peterborough station on the way back to Naaaarrrwitch i had about an hour to wait. then cramps and sweating before i expelled every morsel in a haze of moaning in pain.
weakened, i got back on the train. Payback for a previous life misedemeabour i am convinced.
( , Fri 18 May 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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