Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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since i have outed a couple of friendsfor their cooking mistakes i guess i should confess my own
im a pretty good cook if i do say so myself mainly because i dont try and mix things that dont belong together although i dont really cook properly (mostly stuff that goes on a baking tray in the oven or gets heated in a pan for a while before consumption), i only do a proper meal when i ahve someone to cook for and its been a while since that has been the case :(
but i have had a couple of bad meals
if anyone has ever bought a campbells condensed soups you will know there is a recipe idea on the back, the mushroom soup has a great one called crispy topped cod, its very nice
crispy topped plaice however is foul (tesco was out of cod so its their fault really)
also the other week i was curious as to what clam chowder was, i am no longer curious
i once got confused over what egg fu young was and ended up with "egg fu pete" a casserole dish filled with noodles, onion, peppers, chicken and egg baked in the oven it tasted pretty bland and after filling myself up on it the next i ended up taking one of those dumps when you dont need to wipe (you all know what i mean they are the best kind and you dont forget them quickly) only it was a real ring breaker rather painful trust me (too much egg i cooked it for my house mates and they cooked egg fried rice to go with it)
in my defence i have come up with a couple of good ideas like
the curry pizza (one night i couldnt decide between curry or pizza for dinner so i had both while thinking thet a fusion of the two foods would be awesome) a pizza base or naan bread covered in chicken curry (i find that Lloyd Grossman Madras works the best) topped with cheese and placed in the oven for a bit (the ass loves it scroll down if you dont know who im talking about)
the chip pie (although an earlier post leads me to believe that i have been beaten to it by a pie shop in Wigan) every time i have pie and chips (quite often) i take the top off the pie, dip chips in it until there is no filling left then fill the pie with chips put the lid back on and consume
apologies for not having a fun self poisoning story (and also the size of my... well you know the rest)
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Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 18 May 2007, 22:51,
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