Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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My girlfriend is a terrible cookand despite telling her this she still tries to make me meals.
Culinary Lowpoints include...
Steak - Dunno how but I genuinely could not cut it with a steak knife. I'm sure I could have sold it to the army as 'Organic Kevlar'
Fried Bacon and Eggs - It actually came out as 90% carbon. Totally black with speckles of white and pink. However, as we'd had an argument the night before and she was feeling a little low, I ate it without complaint. I spent the next day wondering whether I'd ever shit again and if I did, would I need to suture my arse afterwards (can only imagine how rough a pure carbon poo would be)
Balsamic Vinegar- Man, she's obsessed with this stuff. I normally quite like it. However, she recently cooked spinach and liberally splashed Balsamic vinegar all through it and further mixed in plenty of butter too. Intersting is the word I'd use to describe the result. Very very interesting.
Still, we're engaged now. I cook more.
Length? Hard to get a hard on when you're suffering stomach convulsions...
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:11,
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