Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Not me but my housemate
and his girlfriend are always trying to save money by buying the cheap Asda crap, especially their economy sausages. They have sausage sweet & sour, sausage curry, sausage in black bean sauce, sausage stir-fry, sausage chasseur, sausage everything! to top it all neither of them can cook for fuck all.
Anyway, one day last summer they make a huge sausage casserole with 3 cloves of garlic (i kid you not), chillies and brown sauce (!?!).
I passed a comment that perhaps the sausages were not cooked properly to which he replied he had training as a chef and I didn't know what I was talking about.
They both got worms.
We laughed and laughed and laughed and still laugh today at the thought of him and his fat bird dragging their arse along the floor. The meal was gross, the smell of HP sauce frying is enough to strip paint off a wall.
( , Wed 23 May 2007, 22:19, Reply)
and his girlfriend are always trying to save money by buying the cheap Asda crap, especially their economy sausages. They have sausage sweet & sour, sausage curry, sausage in black bean sauce, sausage stir-fry, sausage chasseur, sausage everything! to top it all neither of them can cook for fuck all.
Anyway, one day last summer they make a huge sausage casserole with 3 cloves of garlic (i kid you not), chillies and brown sauce (!?!).
I passed a comment that perhaps the sausages were not cooked properly to which he replied he had training as a chef and I didn't know what I was talking about.
They both got worms.
We laughed and laughed and laughed and still laugh today at the thought of him and his fat bird dragging their arse along the floor. The meal was gross, the smell of HP sauce frying is enough to strip paint off a wall.
( , Wed 23 May 2007, 22:19, Reply)
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