Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Legless....(Your 'Parents giving kids stupid names' post reminded me of this)My brother went to Thailand recently on a shagging prossies holiday. On the plane were a couple of happy cockneys and their son.
The son wore combat trousers and no shirt, He was also blinged up-to-the-max with chains about 4 inches thick. He sprinted and jumped from seat to seat punching people and screeching. His parents obviously did not have a gnat's knackerworth of control over him.
All they could do was shout...wait for it....
RAMBO! Oi RAAAMMMBO! - Don't do that RAMMMBOOOW
Don't hit that 'cant' RAMBO. For facks sake RAMMMBOOO...NAAAHH
I weep for the future...
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