Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My DadSent me down to Earth again for the Second Comming after the bastards killed me the first time round.
So I went to the Jobcenter to sign on. And the harpy there took my details and said:
"Oh - a carpenter? We've a job for a carpenter in Jerusalem. Are you interested?"
Me: "No chance. I've worked there before and got hammered with tax."
Ba-bum-tish
"Thank you very much. I'll be under the pier all week"
Jesus
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 12:16,
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