Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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It has to be saidThe first year of marriage, I took the (then) missus to my parents for Christmas Morning.
We woke up and opened the bedroom door to find my mother had graced us with that tradition of a stocking filled with goodies.
After the usual chocolate and coinage and before she got to the obligatory satsuma the wife discovered ... a packet of condoms.
Thanks Mum (!)
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 12:24, Reply)
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