Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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typicalMy parents are nice kind well-adjusted people who took good care of me from when i was but a wee bulb and nurtured me into the lovely, polite, intelligent, nice, responsible happylittletulip I am now.
Consequently I am very ill-equipped to answer this QOTW, and I feel left out now. Boo.
It's ALL THEIR FAULT.
They are TERRIBLE PARENTS.
Hurrah!
Thanks Mum! Thanks Da - oh, fuck.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 13:39, Reply)
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