Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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*sighswell she wasn't a bad parent, by any means, but the highlight (or lowlight ..whatever) for me was when i'd yelled back at her after she told me off for something
she got the wooden spoon out the kitchen draw, told me to bend over, then hit me with it.
next thing i know im on the floor and my mums pissing herself laughing. i then look over and see the handle of the said spoon on one side of the floor, and the spoon bit the other side.
yes. she'd hit me that hard she'd broke the wooden spoon..
she was laughing so much she couldn't stop to tell me to go to my room..
*sob* o so mean mother. i wasn't laughing...
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 20:07, Reply)
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