Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Woman walks into bakery with two screaming children.The kids are maybe 5 and 7 years old. They buy little fairy cakes and sit down at one of the tables for customers.
The mother proceeds to take off the shoes of her little girl - the shoes she was wearing outside on the street, among the dogshit and pigeons - and put them atop the table where they're eating. Someone else's table. Lesser animals know that you don't put shit next to your food, but apparently this mother never took that lesson.
YOU UTTER MONGWOMAN.
Then another woman comes in with hyperactive sons who proceed to tear around the bakery, smacking the elaborate model cakes, pushing the displays, and generally acting like idiots. The clerk repeatedly says, "Please don't touch." The mother makes no effort to control her kids, but manages to snap at the clerk, "Look, I'LL discipline my children, OK?"
Anytime you're ready, lady.
Some people should not breed.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 21:30,
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