Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Just a crick in the neck...Oh yes, and then there was the time my pet mouse 'Fudge' (I wasn't allowed to name him) got ill with some nasty red hairless patch on the back of his neck. My dad, not wanting to pay the vets to dispose of a small rodent, told me he'd "put it down himself with some chemicals in the back room"
*SNAP!*
me: WAAAAAAGH!
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 23:53, Reply)
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