Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Chav Fashion StatementWorked a train to the coast a while back. Got to Folkestone Central {fast becoming the Chav capital of the UK} and looked back to watch everyone unload - when I spotted a young couple, dressed entirely in identical Burberry outfits {caps, jackets, trousers.etc} getting off the train - with a small child clad in a similar chav-tastic outfit... sitting in a Burberry pushchair...
...some people shouldn't be allowed to spawn.
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 6:46,
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