Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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..tying my pram to an Alsatian....one of the worst things that I was actually told about was my dad coming back from the pub one afternoon with me in my pram & our Alsatian dog quite aptly named 'whiskey'
he has tied the dog's leash to the handle of the pram as you do.. - next thing - whiskey sees a cat & starts to chase it - cue my Dad doing his best Ben Johnson impression (and he's not even black etc..)
nonobgag..
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 12:13, Reply)
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