Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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ex-dadMy dad didn't come to my wedding in camden because he 'hates driving in London' (we live in Bristol)
For over a year he had a girlfriend that lived in croydon that he saw on a fortnightly basis
My sister goes to university in Chelsea and he went to her interview, helped her move etc.
I no longer have a dad.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 13:00, Reply)
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