Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Walsall Is LovelyWalking through this delightful town the other day I saw a child fall arse over tit and drop the greasy burger it was carrying onto the fag end, bubble gum and pigeon shit infested street. Only to be picked up by its arm and told to 'Stop fucking sniveling and eat your fucking burger'
For any locals on board it was a Mr Sizzle burger, enough to make a anybody cry.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 13:35, Reply)
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