Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My motherTold me every gory detail about where babies came from
Repeatedly tried to engage me in conversation about my vagina
Once made me watch her insert a tampon
Told me all men were bastards
Lectured me on the harmlessness of masturbation. "It's okay, as long as you wash your hands afterwards"
All of this happened before I was ten.
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