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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My darling father used to pick me up and run my head under the cold tap when I was making noise...which made me scream. Great idea, dad. He also tried to run me over when he was dropping me off at work. He would literally chase me around the car park in his car, trying to hit me. I now take great delight in in telling him awful stories about nursing homes.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:17, Reply)

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