Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Not meBut something i saw in a Burger King about 3 months ago.
My eye was drawn to this guy with his kid. I'm assuming he was a single parent or had taken the kid out for a hearty Obesity-Burger.
Anyway, the kid had an ice cream. She was lovin' it until it slid out of her hands and onto the floor. She starts wailing and screaming, tears flying everywhere.
Now, heres where the terrible parenting comes in, Did the dad:
a) console his daughter and buy a new ice cream straight away
OR
b) Ignore the child for 3 minutes as he was too busy watching the Pussycat Dolls on Smash Hits! TV.
No prizes for correct answers
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 15:29, Reply)
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