Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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my exhis parents, clearly feeling frustrated at not being able to emotionally cripple each other enough, decided to go all out on their five kids. i could get into a lot of very messed up and serious stuff, but let's go with the funny one, shall we?
his youngest brother, aged two at the time, they had exorcised by their latest fad, the spiritualist church.
he was a two-year-old, for crying out loud, they're *meant* to tantrum like that.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:29, Reply)
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