Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Do bad babysitting skills count?My friend and I used to babysit regularly for a another friend's child.
We used to answer his questions about his mummy's whereabouts with a shrug and say 'Gone!' and we also taight him 'bitty'. Hehe.
Perhaps the worst thing wwas how we used to amuse him by wearing blankets on our heads and shouting 'Allaaaaah!'
It didn't go down well when he started doing it round Asda.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:23, Reply)
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