Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Fucking hell...Ok, messing with children aside is bloody funny, but some of the parental figures on here sound like complete and total cunts! Reading some of these stories makes me rather angry and rather disturbing mental pictures involving hammers and smashed in skulls...
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:36,
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