Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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well my daddy left home when i was threeand he didn't leave much for ma and me
just this old guitar, and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him cos he run and hid
but the meanest thing he ever did
was before he left, he went and named me 'Sue'.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 23:00,
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