Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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LOOK AT ME, LOOK LOOK LOOK !!!!!When I were a lad, my parents were both teachers and essentaily looked after me and my two brothers, and my f£$%^&G swine alcoholic, bigoted, wife-beating, thieving uncles 9 children, he used catholicism as an excuse for no contraception(... yes fucking nine ....not counting the 'also ran' children i.e. still births, cot death ) .........long story short.
I once dropped an orange outside the house. Sneakily thought no one had seen, so jumped on it so it was fucked up and then took it home to show my mum that I had dropped it and it was 'goosed' so was fit for the bin.
Little did I know she saw me squash the 'bejesus' out of it so i wouldnt have to eat it, so her punishment was for me to eat it.
I think it worked, cos even though I am not the most empathetic person in the world, I hate seeing food go to waste , ( but i wont eat road kill, or vomit )
ramble over,
Moi
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 23:57, Reply)
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