crispy critter
not me, an ex-neighbour

called chris(i hate the prick, i don't care if he reads this). he was adopted and, after knowing him for a while, i found out why.

his biological parents were absolute fucknuts who, despite not wanting any more kids, failed to use any precautions and, as a result, ended up with chris.
when he was about 18 months old, his folks decided that they didn't want him, but they did want money. so they decided to kill 2 birds with one stone.
literally.
they put him in his cot one evening, closed his bedroom door, knocked the handle off, thus trapping him in the room, then made sure the other kids could get out okay. then, his father "accidentally" poured petrol on the floor and set it alight.
nice people, huh?
well, their plan had one flaw: their neighbours were nosy feckers who noticed the flames almost immediately, and alerted the fire brigade.
the fire was extinguished, chris was rescued(although he now looked like freddy krueger junior) and his parents, apparently, blamed one of the other children for the fire.
they actually got away with it.
chris spent almost 2 years in hospital having painful skin grafts and other recovery-type stuff, before being adopted by the fireman who rescued him.
and how does he repay this wonderful, kind man and his new family?
he steals from them at every opportunity and, if he gets caught, blames it on his childhood trauma.
god, i hate him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 11:22, Reply)