Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My Pappywas (still is) a legend to me for his casual, and sometimes extreme racism.
People he has offended:
Black people
The Polish
Asians
Japanese
More Polish people
Polish truck drivers for cutting him off (that was a bit of a loud one...)
The Polish people at KFC
The black lowlife down the street (deserved it by all means)
The Dutch
Students
Chavs
Me
They started it though.
*nods*
Edit: and some more Polish people.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 15:21, Reply)
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