Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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TwinsMy mum who is an identical twin was having a stand up fight with her sibling over some shite, me being a 10 yr old saviour told my aunt to shut the fuck up you stupid cunt at which mother dearest decided to take off her stiletto heels and autograph my back with it. I didn't realise the artistic endeavour she put in until at school on p.e lesson when one of my mates commented on the 27 perfectely square scabs on my back and where did they come from. She also kicked me in the face with ski boots after I took a dive and she laughed, so i threw a snowball straight into her gob, she burst into tears and kicked me then stormed off. Never been in snow again....
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 7:34, Reply)
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