Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Re: PorkylipsMy mam once locked us out of the house and pissed off somewhere in the car for a hour and a half after we'd done something or other. We were (thankfully) clothed apart from only having socks on our feet..
The dosey bitch failed to remember that we were teenagers with out own housekeys by then so we were having a cup of tea and a smoke by the time she came home. hehehe.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 15:40, Reply)
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