Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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CaptainCuntyBollocks...'What goes around, comes around'
Let's hope that something like a baseball bat or chainsaw 'goes around' that cunt's fucking head, and then 'comes around' again to finish the job.
Apologies for that peeps, I'll get back to attempted funnies in a mo...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 20 Aug 2007, 17:02,
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