Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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taking away the enjoyment of pornMy son lives in Australia and is being raised by lesbians (long story). He is being bought up in an environment where the gay lifestyle is the norm and all heteros are cnuts so I suspect his full enjoyment of watching 2birds rubbing each others soapy tits, licking each others juicy plump lady parts before introducing the 12" toys and a 3rd female party and all coming together in a crecendo of ecstasy and babyoil covered orgasms will be somewhat impaired.
Mrs spikeypickle2B is very close to dropping babyspikeypickle2 and I fully intend to be the best dad possible - even better than my dad and he's a firkin legend! In fact I have nothing bad to say about either of my parents coz they are lovely lovely people :0)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 17:02,
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