Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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don't know if it's funny but....Quite simply, my dad lost me at a funeral when i was about 5 years old!!! i think it was partly lost and partly forgot though, it was in the cemetary too, so you can imagine how much i pooed my little pants! luckily when he got home my mum asked were i was. :O
length? not 6 feet under like a certain toddler *ahem* (eeeep)
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 22:53, Reply)
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