Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Thank fuckThe rents are grandmasters of raising children compared to some of yours, true my dad and i often have personality clashes, the worst of which have led to near violence and truley vulgar arguements and i could tell you about the time i feel he may have heightened one of my bougie problems but at the end of the day its all extremely tame in comparison to a lot of people, i defiantly got quite a hefty straw as far as that's concerned. However
I recently found out that when i was a small child not concious of my surroundings my dad nearly killed me. Apparently i was bathing and he was carrying an appliance ( i can't remember what) that was plugged in at the mains and on, the dozy twat then slipped the object flying out his hands still plugged in and banging on top of the edge of our tub. Fortuneately for me and him when it bounced it dropped to the side minus water and little baby. Apparently he was in tears after, so at least he cares.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 23:51, Reply)
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